I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Year’s resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have ‘til December, right?~ Catherine O’HaraNew Year's Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.~ Mark TwainNow there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.~ Jay LenoGood resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.~ Oscar WildeThe proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.~ P.J. O’Rourke
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.~ Anonymous
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Mark Twain is so darn funny. I wish I could attend a cocktail party with him and Benjamin Franklin.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Dianne but I'd like to invite Samuel Johnson to the party, too :)
ReplyDeleteIm sorry yo bring it to your blog, but I don't appreciate being lied about, or people talking about my family that way.Apologies again nevertheless.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. And true!
ReplyDeleteLove the Oscar Wilde quote. Must remember it.
ReplyDeleteI love the last one! :)
ReplyDeleteAh yes... Resolutions. Love the quotes. Wouldn't it be fun to be in the same room as Oscar Wilde and Mark Twaine?
ReplyDeleteI made some resolutions for this year...As I explained in my recent IWSG post, I consider resolutions more as considerations. Wink!
ReplyDeletelol, I love these quotes, especially the last one.
ReplyDeleteOMG, these are great, fun, honest and so revealing! I love what you shared~ I just picked a word, "grow". I need to push things aside and do it anyway, reach and stretch towards the sun and keep going! I hope your New Year is off to a great start :D
ReplyDeleteLove the resolution quotes. :) I love Catherine O'hara's. :D Hope your new year started out well. :)
ReplyDeleteI especially love the last one!
ReplyDeleteGreat quotes. Seems we shouldn't feel too bad if we break a resolution or two.
ReplyDeleteLOL. These are great. The anonymous one at the end might be my favorite, though. :)
ReplyDeleteLovely quotes :))), I must a
ReplyDeleteadmit new year resolutions don't work for me either, Catherine O'Hara spoke my mind precisely. Have a great year Lexa.
These are good... made me giggle:)
ReplyDeleteLOL.. Those are great! Especially that Leno one. Hee hee Every year my resolution is not to make any resolutions.
ReplyDeleteHope your new year is going along smashingly, Lexa! :D
LOL! I stopped making New Years resolutions a long time ago. (;
ReplyDelete*LOL* Great quotes! I find if I call them goals rather than resolutions, I keep them.
ReplyDeleteThe Jay Leno one is scary because it's true.
ReplyDeleteLOL. These are so funny! Jay Leno's quote is sadly true, isn't it? I hope I can keep my resolution which is to finish the first draft of my manuscript by the end of the year.
ReplyDeleteThese are great. Now I know I have the whole year to write something special. Whee. Can take my time. :) I stopped making resolutions years ago because they didn't last a week.
ReplyDeleteHa, so drunk you kiss the one your married to.
ReplyDeleteUgh, excuse the typo. It's late. :(
ReplyDeleteLove the Mark Twain one!! :)
ReplyDeleteI don't make New Year's resolutions. But that Jay Leno quote makes a good point. If the average person in America is overweight, then I guess if you're overweight, you're actually average weight. So a lot of people became average weight without having to do anything. Good for them, I guess.
ReplyDeleteThese are great, especially Jay Leno's and Anonymous'. I hope you're having a really nice 2013, Lexa.
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These are too funny~ thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI love these quotes. Certainly makes you think about your own resolutions! Hope you have a great 2013!
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LOL! These are great! I especially like Jay Leno's quote. :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe, my husband didn't get drunk enough. I'm not sure he kissed me.
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Resolutions, schmesolutions.
ReplyDeleteHahaha love those quotes. Especially Mark Twain's. :-D
ReplyDeleteLove the quotes!
ReplyDeleteOscar Wilde... I love him!
Those are great! Love the one from Anon!
ReplyDeleteThese quotes are such fun! What a great way to start the day (and year). Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDelete~Jess
Love these. Hell is already well paved with my resolutions and I am only tow weeks in. Thanks for the laugh, Lexa.
ReplyDeleteI like the P.J. O’Rourke one best. Hah!!! :-D
ReplyDeleteThese are great!
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