Thursday, January 10, 2013

Resolutions?


I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Year’s resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have ‘til December, right?
~ Catherine O’Hara

New Year's Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
~ Mark Twain

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
~ Jay Leno

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
~ Oscar Wilde

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
~ P.J. O’Rourke
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
~ Anonymous

* giggles *
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